The View From…Spain

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December 2007

Christmas is coming – and with all the pre-Christmas parties, the whole of the Costa Brava is getting fat. We belong to two societies, the Conservatives Abroad for one, and the British Society of Catalunya as well. Both groups had excellent Christmas events which were attended by goodly numbers of people. The Conservatives Abroad event was a lunch in a very up-market hotel/restaurant and the BSC event was in a well-known and well-loved local restaurant run by a Welsh lady and her Spanish husband. As noted, the food at these events is excellent and in great profusion – unfortunately for our waistlines . . .

December 16th was a great day. That was the day the Sunday Times reported a 13% spread between Conservatives and G. Brown’s lot, while his individual rating has sunk to -26% which is beginning to sound like the Swiss negative interest deal where you put your money with them and they charge you for the privilege. Hilarious - whoops, sorry,- Hilary Benn was interviewed in Bali and said that the “green” conference had achieved its aims and when challenged that they hadn’t even come away with the hoped for 25% to 40% reduction by 2020, reacted by saying that he thought such a challenge was “churlish”.

There’s one thing for sure; the government knows what to do with illegal immigrants. They don’t bother to deport them. They employ them as security guards in the Houses of Parliament. Most ingenious. I suppose the next thing is to allow them to stand as MPs? I have just read that doing a Sudoku puzzle four times a week reduces the risk of Alzheimer’s by almost 50%. I wonder if doing eight a week reduces it to almost zero? Though I don’t think it counts if you keep doing the same one each time. On the other hand I’ve heard from Emma Clarke (the “mind the gap” lady whose website, www,emmaclarke.com repeats some of her spoofs for you) that the people who do Sudokus are doing “crosswords for the unimaginative” and “not any more impressive because they contain numbers”.

Did you read about or hear about the Frenchman who extracts the 13th root of 200 digit numbers in (his recent record of) 70.2 SECONDS. It takes me that long to get the square root of 9 – I think I exaggerate. The thirteenth root of a 200 digit number is already 21 digits long. How does he even remember that, never mind the original 200?While some of us from the Conservatives Abroad in Europe were at our October conference, one of the delegates mentioned the £200.00 winter fuel supplement, suggesting that we in Spain could use it too, in particular in our part of Spain where it often goes to zero or below in winter. Recently, I saw an article about that and apparently, those who retire to Spain and have been receiving it in the UK before they left the UK are entitled to it in Spain too, and probably other countries. There is a Winter Heating Supplement branch which deals with this. I have already looked it up on the internet and all the information you need is to be found at www.thepensionservice.gov.uk/winterfuel/livingabroad.asp

I wish you much luck with it; we had none.

A happy, healthy and prosperous 2008 to all of us.

Felix Begur

The View From…Spain

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The most recent Conservatives Abroad conference was held on the 12/13 of October 2007 in Mijas Costa, close to Malaga, at the elegant Beatriz Palace Hotel. In addition to the Chairman, Lord Taylor of Holbeach and Lesley Taylor, our International Branch Director, there was a positive herd of MEPs and MPs to entertain us. The evening prior to the conference day, we were transported to Marbella’s Restaurant Relicario, there to be wined and dined. It disturbed me a little that a relicario in Spanish translates to a reliquary or deposit for relics. I wondered if the local organizers were being snide about the ages of the delegates. The food, however, did not in any way resemble relics and was enjoyed greatly by all – well, those at my table, for sure. MEP Richard Ashworth, Chief Whip of the European Parliament, made a concise and amusing appreciation of the improved position of the Party after the PM’s decision not to hold an election and the consequences of that decision.

The conference day dawned bright and warm as one might expect in the south of Spain in October and the hotel staff had organized a room suitable for the 60-odd delegates plus head office and parliamentary people. It was astonishing to find that Western Europe hosts so many CA branches, but disappointing to find that the one-time four branches in Portugal have shrunk to one and that Carol Torz is apparently running the whole thing single-handed. It was also encouraging was to find that there are some very strong feelings about how head office could help to provide support for the Party, primarily by campaigning for a life-time vote for expats. For instance, there are many of us living outside the UK but within the EU who have been expats for more than 15 years. We are therefore disenfranchised, in that after 15 years we are mostly not eligible to vote nationally anywhere. There is a distinct feeling that if we were to be given the vote again we could make a significant difference to voting figures. Various solutions for how to vote were proposed but the consensus was that the existing system of voting in the constituency where we were last on the electoral roll was the easiest to administer. It does have the disadvantage that one can only vote by proxy or by post. Since postal votes are only sent out a very short time before an election, the postal choice is impracticable, thus leaving the proxy as the only choice. Individuals can of course get their proxy a postal vote in the relevant constituency.

Giles Chichester, MEP for the South West of England and Jorge Moragas, MEP for the Barcelona area had a fine presentation of the pros and cons of Britain’s entry to the Euro, while Jacqui Lait entertained with answers to a wide variety of questions and items of policy. All in all, it was a very satisfactory conference and a good opportunity to meet at least some of the names that attach to the various branches and some of the people whom one normally only hears or reads about. This morning’s newspaper reviewer for Sky News 24 was John Gaunt who authors a column in the ‘Mirror’. Rather rudely, I thought, he suggested that David Cameron had had a brain transplant. Gaunt was delighted by the revelation in the papers that Mr Cameron is now wanting residents to have the opportunity of voting as to whether their councils should be able to raise taxes. This, added to the more recent statements made by our leader, makes Gaunt believe that Mr Cameron is turning into a very different person from the one he, Gaunt, had taken him for. I’m personally all for it. On top of that Mr Cameron is looking for heavier sentences for convicted rapists, and also the Home Secretary is in trouble for an apparent failure of screening in the selection of up to 5,000 illegal immigrants for government jobs in security sensitive areas. The Government looks more and more to be up against the wall as MEP Richard Ashworth said in southern Spain.

We also heard today that doctors in the UK are saying that tax on alcohol should be raised massively in order to reduce the amount that people are able to buy and drink. Is this an example of ‘head in the sand’ narrow horizons? One need look no farther than Sweden to see that high alcohol prices do not by any means decrease people’s urge to drink excessively. It is not so long ago that Sweden’s prices were almost prohibitive and maybe they still are, but that did not stop the Swedes from drinking. Far from it; drunken Swedes, teenagers among them, were to be seen at all times of the day, in a totally incapable state on the streets of the capital.

Felix Begur

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The View From…Washington D.C

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In responce to an article in the Washington Post.

Perhaps it is inevitable that journalists should take newspapers very seriously. But Anne Applebaum knows better than to look at a few headlines in London and draw from them a conclusion that the British Tories are heading for defeat. Ms. Applebaum is correct that Gordon Brown is using the same tactics of spin as his predecessor. But oddly, she doesn’t conclude that these tactics will prove fatal, as they did for Tony Blair. Oddly, she doesn’t spot the contradiction in her assessments of David Cameron: she agrees with the Spectator’s charge that he’s unwilling to tread on difficult ground and then she talks about some of his radical policy changes.

David Cameron is leading the Tories forward, continuing their tradition of pragmatic radicalism: since the 1970s, the party has been the major force for sustained policy reform in Britain and across Europe. Compare that with the half-baked policy ideas and pitiful results of Blair and Brown’s “Third Way”: profligate public spending; an explosion in welfare dependency (over 10% of Britain’s adults are on public assistance); and Britain’s poorest have actually become poorer during the last decade.

Prime Minister Brown now promises Britain more of the same. The “joyless curmudgeon” may have learned to smile, but his grimace hides no new ideas. When the next election is held (by 2010, not 2009 as Ms. Applebaum states), we’ll likely see the victory of a modern Tory party over an exhausted “New Labour” looking increasingly, and perhaps terminally stale.

Sincerely,

A. Sinclair Dunlop

Mr. Dunlop is Chairman of Tories Abroad, Washington, DC

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The View From…Spain

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I detect great concern and not a little dissatisfaction among our members with the recent policy statements by David Cameron and Mr Willetts concerning grammar schools. This is especially surprising in view of the ‘somewhat selective’ education which Mr Cameron received. I had thought that if there was one thing which the Tory Party defended it was the right to a selective education. There was a time in my life when I wanted to repay some of the benefits I had received from a grammar school education and went on a so-called mature student course at teacher training college (in Sheffield). Closer contact with the concept of comprehensive schools convinced me that if this was to be the trend in the future, then I wanted no part of it. Other considerations added to this to make me leave

Sheffield’s hallowed halls (that is what Ha Ha means, isn’t it?) and I returned to the world of aviation. I remain convinced that grammar schools should not just be acknowledged and retained as they are, which was Mr Willetts reaction to criticism, but need to be fostered and increased in number.    

  Tony Blair is in the last throes of relinquishing the premiership and is trying to make sure of his legacy. A reasonable success in Northern Ireland ought to be enough, but he is looking to wider horizons. He junketed with the other G8 leaders in Rostock and left G. Brown in the

UK while said leaders spent millions of Euros on a moderately successful meeting where already promised monies were slightly increased, to the great dissatisfaction of Sir Bob Geldof. It is a mystery to me why they don’t spend some of the money on chartering a small cruise liner which would make life much more difficult for the protesters. I read and heard that the 7 kilometer fence which surrounded the G8 dignitaries cost 8 million Euros. That could have been saved, as could the cost of transporting 16,000 police to protect them plus their overtime and accommodation and food. All of those together could surely have sufficed to rent a medium size cruise ship. George Bush could have sent an aircraft carrier, I suppose, but the cruise ship would provide more luxurious surroundings, as well as isolating them from any danger of seeing even one protester.     T.B. is also aiming at recycling. How can he possibly consider what passes for recycling in the UK as being anything serious. He plans to have 50% of household waste recycled by 2020. That seems positively euphoric when we see that the UK ‘recycles’ a mere 27% today, and a large part of that is co-mingled waste where, for example, paper sent for recycling contains plastic, bottles and cans which have contaminated the paper so that the whole mess is sent to a landfill. Germany recycles 57% of household waste and

Switzerland manages 60%. The Swiss also have systems whereby household detritus can be taken to incinerators which then heat subsidized housing. On arrival, for instance in a car, the car and contents are weighed on arrival and departure, the difference being charged at a specific rate. Any Swiss household waste which has not been recycled is bagged and is charged at 1.00 per 30-liter bag. These are examples of what can be achieved. By comparison, areas of

London and

Liverpool are on record as having recycled less than 10% of their waste. Aluminium cans worth £800.00 per ton are often rejected, while glass which can be favourably recycled have been so badly sorted that they are used as roadfill. There’s a long way to go to reach the Blair Government’s aims.  
 

Until the next blog . . .   Felix Begur

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The View From…Melbourne

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Same, same - but different.

Imagine the scene, the PM has been in power for a decade. His trusty side-kick (who has been running the country’s finances for all that time) is his natural successor. Rumours abound of a deal done years ago, a handover date agreed, a deadline set for the succession.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the political fence, a new leader emerges, he is more moderate than they have seen before, appealing to a wider base. He quickly takes a lead in the polls.

What’s the PM to do? Does he step down and keep his promise, knowing that he can’t win the next general election? Does he give the man who has been patiently waiting in the wings the chance?

No, he doesn’t.

The PM that I am referring to is John Howard who will stand again to retain his position in the Australian general election this year, in spite of the (alleged) deal done with Treasurer Peter Costello to hand over the reins. He faces a real uphill struggle. Trailing in the polls to the younger, quietly intelligent, new leader of the Australian Labour Party, Kevin Rudd.

Will John Howard’s gamble of fighting another election pay off? Well, all the signs say no. As much as anything else, the Australian voting public are ready for a change. While they clearly (and justifiably) didn’t want the kind of change offered by the previous few Labour leaders, they are responding favourably to the current offering.

However, this week perhaps a glimmer of hope for Johnny. He is expected to take a jump in the polls as a result of the well received budget announced last week. His trusty side-kick may have given him the boost he needs to be a contender in the next election. We will find out this week how big that jump is - but the feedback from the general public, so far, is good.

I’ll be honest - I’m not John Howard’s biggest fan. Australia faces some big challenges and it’s time for some new ideas. While economic performance has been strong off the back of the resources boom, in many other areas the government has failed to take action. They have failed to invest in the country’s future and failed to plan for the next 50 years. I think that the Liberals need a spell in opposition to clear out the dead wood and re-focus on what is to come.

So, I leave you with this question:

Is the world really ready for a Prime Minister called Kevin?

Until next time,

The Brit Down-under

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The View From…Prague

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Flat Taxes Creeping Westwards

It’s a firmly entrenched stereotype that the former Soviet states in Central and Eastern Europe look to the West for innovative trends and ideas. One notable exception is flat tax, almost untested in the West, which has become ever more popular in Central and Eastern Europe.

The purest flat tax policy was introduced in Slovakia with a 19% flat rate applied to income, corporate and consumption taxes. Since its introduction unemployment has halved and with recent reported GDP growth in Slovakia hitting 9.8%, it’s no surprise that Czech heads have been turned. In fact, over the last year when Czech professionals have found out that I’m interested in politics the most common question they’ve asked is when I think they will have flat tax.

In recent weeks, the Czech government has put a watered down flat tax proposal on the table. The new headline rate is 15%, but because this is applied to “super-gross income” (including employer contributions) it is estimated to equivocate to a 23% rate and of course its simplicity is diminished by this gimmick. Czech Business Weekly was disappointed with the timidity of the reform and led with the headline “It ain’t Slovakia“, but also speculated that this reform may be a first step.

Former ODS finance minister and political big beast Vlastimil Tlusty is insisting on a full-blooded reform package exactly in line with the ODS election manifesto. I have sympathy with his view, but of course the ODS are leading the most fragile of coalitions. The ODS leadership are gambling by linking the approval of this legislation with the existence of the government so there are some interesting times ahead. Should the legislation be approved, it will take hold in January 2008 and flat taxes will take a further step westwards.

Flat taxes are not on the radar in British mainstream politics and I realise that they are not about to be, but the impact of overseas reform on UK industry is already noticeable if you follow these things. Although those in the Conservative Party who are looking for a shopping list of Tory tax cuts right now are being tactically naïve, we should be able to promise to simplify the British tax system – there’s plenty to go at there.

PragueTory

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The View From…Melbourne

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Well, my first blog. I suppose I should tell you a little about myself. In January 2004 I left London to come and live here in Melbourne, via a few months in Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Malaysia.

As to the reason for me moving abroad, well my partner is an Aussie and we had always planned to spend at least a few years living here. After four years in London she was ready to come back to Australia and I was ready for a new challenge. So we gave away many of our possessions (those that it was impractical to store under the stairs in my parent’s house in Derbyshire!), shipped three crates of clothes and essentials and waved goodbye to London.

I will always remember a moment that we had on the platform at Hammersmith tube station. Standing there in the cold with our enormous backpacks waiting for the train to take us to Heathrow. After months of planning and visa application shenanigans this was it. I was finally doing it - moving to the other side of the world. I am sure that many of you have similar memories of leaving the UK.

Still enough about me (for now), this is supposed to be about politics isn’t it?

Sitting down to write this caused me to think about how expats are represented in the British parliament. Some people back home may ask if I really should have a say in who is elected in a country where I have chosen not to live?

Well the answer is of course yes. Living away from the UK has given me a renewed interest in British affairs and politics. Suddenly I have a new perspective, looking in from the outside. Having lived with Australian expats in London before I came out here I know that this is not just me or just British expats. Patriotism seems to flourish best abroad.

Let’s be honest is there anything quite so British as a British expat?

Added to this, the rest of my family live in Britain, and who knows? Perhaps one day I will live there again (as long as the next general election brings about a regime change!)

So, who really represents me and my fellow 2.5 million voters overseas?

Last year saw a new idea come to fruition when a 73 year old grandfather from Melbourne was elected to the Italian senate. His running mate, also a Melbournian of Italian origin, was elected to the Lower house. These two formed part of a larger group of 18 representing the 3.5 million expat Italians. This was big news here in the large Italian community in Melbourne who now feel that they have a voice back home.

So here’s an idea, how about the Conservative party proposing a minister for expats?

It’s just an idea - but I’d like to hear the opinion of others (I’d rather this blog didn’t just turn into me writing and you just reading, I know my opinions and I’m interested in yours!)

Until next time, regards

The Brit Down-under

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The View From…Spain

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It’s been a mixed late winter here. First of all, there’s hardly been any rain, so the pyromaniacs will be on the prowl in summer. Some of them have been jailed over the last couple of years, but I expect there are some more hidden away. It also means that the water bill for this year will be enormous. The garden has to get its water from somewhere, and it looks like it will mostly be the scarce tap water. Down the hill, in Pals, they grow rice and have an annual Rice Festival when we are invited to partake of the Catalan Rice Recipes. The question will be – is there enough water to flood the rice fields? It can be amusing when the crop spraying helicopters arrive to suppress the hordes of mosquitoes which will be generated.

Added to the semi-drought, it’s been relatively warm, so everything is covered in blossom and starting to look gorgeous, but all a bit early. If we get a frost, the farmers here will be complaining that the grape crop has been frozen off as well, I suppose.

I see that the Lower House has been generous (with itself of course – blow the pensioners). ‘Members of Parliament voted to give themselves £10,000 each a year to spend on things like websites to boost “public understanding” of Parliament.’ [I thought that was what the Houses of Parliament website was for, silly me]. ‘The new allowance comes on top of the £20,000 office running costs allowance and the £7,000 for pre-paid envelopes. The money cannot be spent on websites featuring party political “propaganda”, with Jack Straw acknowledging that MPs might need to have a second site. One Labour MP predicted that the sites would be used for “shameless self-promotion”.’ [BBC text/politics]

I have already written to our Leader once about my lack of understanding of the Party’s rejection of the ID card scheme. Like many others, I had an ID card for practically all my working life and found it most useful, as well as obligatory, having spent, as already explained, much of that working life in uniform (military and later, civil), and in a European country that demanded that ID cards were carried at all times. Try shopping in one of the supermarkets around here with a credit card and no ID! I learned that the Party believes the cards will not cut benefit or credit card fraud, though I still doubt that. In a recent conversation it was suggested to me that the only way the cards could be really effective required the biometric data and this is the expensive option. Maybe so, but it occurred to me later that this is perhaps another illustration of the proposition made by Davis Davis, our Shadow Home Secretary. He has pointed out that Labour policy seems to be to bundle good, sensible legislation together with one or more features which ruin the whole thing. As a result, the Tory Party is obliged to vote against a bit of promising legislation because of the attached rubbish. Which of course implies that biometric data is ‘rubbish’: that is not my intention. I simply feel that the massive cost of the whole thing is unrealistic (and could be decreased), and therefore it gets a vote of rejection. Which delights Tony Blair who then says in PMQs that “the Tories voted against that too”.

I was amused by the attention the daily press gave to David Cameron’s migrating parting. Many of us would be glad to have hair to part!

Until the next blog . . .

Felix Begur


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The View From…Washington D.C.

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Sinclair Dunlop, Conservatives Abroad Chairman in Washington  D.C., responds to an article in the Wall Street Journal.

In regard to Kim R. Holmes and Nile Gardiner’s “The End of the Affair,” editorial page, Feb. 28:

Messrs. Holmes and Gardiner note that Americans automatically think of Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher when the conversation turns to the Anglo-American alliance. But they do not mention that, as British prime ministers, both were very willing to stand up to America when they saw fit. Most Americans know that, and they respect it. The Churchill quote. “America can always be relied upon to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else” is well known in Washington. So is Margaret Thatcher’s famous counsel to former President Bush during the first Gulf War that “it was no time to go wobbly.” Neither comment led to accusations of anti-Americanism. Rather, both exemplify the long and healthy history of constructive criticism that has traditionally underpinned Anglo-American relations.

In this context, Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague, in his recent speech to the Royal Institute of International Affairs, correctly identified the true departure from tradition as having been the Blair government’s continued unwillingness to criticize the Bush administration. And consistent with his vision for “friendship with honest criticism,” Mr. Hague stated clearly that both the U.K. and U.S. have important lessons to learn from the experience of Iraq. However, Messrs. Holmes and Gardiner fail to mention that Mr. Hague also called for the galvanizing of NATO, reform of multilateral institutions, the defense of political freedom and the promotion of economic liberalism. Mr. Hague also advocated additional sanctions on Iran, while not ruling out military action. It would be surprising if Britain’s most important ally would see any of these positions as anything but supportive.

Moreover, Conservative Party Leader David Cameron’s speech on the fifth anniversary of Sept. 11 was explicit that fighting terrorism is the most consuming concern for modern government. He also called for an extension and deepening of our alliances in the Persian Gulf and for the establishment of a U.K. National Security Council. Again, these are hardly positions that ought to give the U.S. any concern.

History shows that one of the great strengths of the Anglo-American marriage has always been its room for honest criticism. And as Churchill, one the greatest atlanticists, stated that “Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

If there’s an Anglo-American affair that’s about to end, it’s the bizarre link-up between a conservative Republican president and a nominally left-wing Labor prime minister. Looking forward, there is genuine concern about how a Gordon Brown premiership will affect the “special relationship.” The pressures on Mr. Brown from his own leftist colleagues to now turn away from America will be huge. That’s the immediate vulnerability in U.K.-U.S. relations, not the Conservative Party’s continued willingness to offer thoughtful criticism valuable to sustaining the vitally important Anglo-American alliance.

A. Sinclair Dunlop
Washington, D.C.

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The View From…Moscow

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It has been strange to spend the Blair years in post-Communist countries. Surrounded by people delighted to be rid of agitprop and State interference, I have watched Britain hypnotised by their modern equivalents; spin and binge legislation. I have spent my time promoting the ideas of freedom of contract and private property to ex-apparatchiks, while watching both concepts under concerted attack back home. In the past decade or so I have helped, in my small way, to roll back the State in the former Soviet Bloc. But I have watched, bemused, as Margaret Thatcher’s gains in doing so in Britain have been lost. All this under a Government that pretends (at least to its own activists) to be “right wing”. I have found it disorientating.

When chairman of my University Conservatives in the mid 1970’s, I was among the first people in Britain to call himself a Thatcherite. We had such hopes and dreams. We thought we were finally going to throw off our imperial past and stop banging on about the Second World War. We thought we could build a modern, classless, free-market, opportunity-driven, socially-liberal society. For a while, that’s where we seemed to be going. Margaret’s cabinet was full of working class boys made good via grammar schools and the lady herself was the daughter of a shopkeeper. I watched, in awe, as she transformed the council estates of the Labour rotten boroughs where I grew up by the simple expedient of selling them off. My family had waited years for a party line telephone from the state monopoly. Suddenly, the same employees in the same vans could deliver a choice of new phones the same day. The steelworks where I worked in my student vacations were losing millions of pounds a month when I was there. Margaret gave a few week’s losses to the workers to buy out their contracts. My home area blossomed with the new businesses they founded (or for which they were customers). The National Debt was paid down dramatically, and the IMF withdrew the bailiffs it had sent in under Denis Healey.

An American friend told me at the time that this was just an interlude. The Brits are “essentially socialist”, he said. Thatcher is a rare and remarkable human being, but one day she will be gone and Britain will revert to type. Get out now, he advised, while the going is good. Come to America and get citizenship. You are fighting a losing battle. I was shocked and upset. I was a patriotic Brit and a paid-up Tory. I believed we had a future. How I have wished since that I had taken his advice.

A mere 20 years on from that conversation, the facts are pretty clear. The only difference between the public sector in 1978 and the public sector now is that back then some State employees were (imperfectly) productive. Now they are pure cost. Even many employees in private businesses are not there to serve customers. The business gets to pay their salaries but they are public servants in all but name. They exist only to interface with the British State, ensure compliance with all its regulations and account to it for its taxes. The Government understands no limits to its role, interfering relentlessly in the minutiae of private life. Habeas corpus has been abandoned; we have a house arrest regime to rival Myanmar, North Korea and Cuba; an innocent can be executed on a Tube train by a police death squad, and the State is not even embarrassed. The killer was first sent away to the British equivalent of the Black Sea resorts for a rest, and then promoted in true Soviet style. It was not what I had dreamed of as my country’s future.

The only reason Britain’s levels of taxation (now higher than Germany’s) are not bringing the economy to a halt, is frothy unsustainable growth driven by rising consumer debt. British consumers owe more than all other Europeans combined. They owe more than the total sovereign debt of Africa and South America. Economic growth depends on them borrowing more. And this is now called “prudence”.

But wait. There is hope. The Conservatives are resurgent. Back home in the Labour North, not voting Labour is not nearly enough. Some of the things people there now advocate doing to Blair and Brown are undoubtedly terrorist offences. Indeed, merely advocating them over a pint is probably such an offence in New Labour’s New Police State. But these New Tories are led by a wannabe Rory Bremner. His main talent is doing a passable impression of Blair. He makes no promises to roll back the boundaries of Britain’s dysfunctional State. He speaks of the rotten soviet health system in Britain as “our NHS.” He wants me to hug both hoodies and the public servants who allow them to thrive on Britain’s ever-more-dangerous streets. It’s a strange relief to me that, as an expatriate for more than 15 years, I havelost my vote. I would have had to give it to the Cameronians, faute de mieux, but it would have hurt.

I still love my country, but I am finally talking to an immigration lawyer in the States. Like about 300,000 other Brits a year I am thinking of becoming a refugee, rather than a mere expatriate. Please Dave, before it’s too late, do something to give us back our country. It gave the world so much and, deep down, we believe it could do so again.

Tom Paine

Tom Paine is the “nom de blog” of an expatriate who has lived in Poland and Russia since 1992. He blogs regularly at The Last Ditch.

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